what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

meh

Actually it was me Josh brown

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

You idiot.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Haha, I get it..

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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