Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Heskey time.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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