- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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