Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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