- Anti Joke

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

have safe sex

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Anti Joke

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