- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Women's rights

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

why am I writing this...im bored

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

sfdg

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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