- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What is green and slow Grass.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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