- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

i dont care if you rate me or not

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Dumb

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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