Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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