- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

can you touch your toes? no

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Nickleback.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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