- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

my mind's eye?

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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