- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

roses are red violets are indigo

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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