A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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