Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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