How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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