- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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