Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Like this joke, bitch.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Justin Bieber.

women's rights

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