How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

whos district champs not JM

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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