What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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hola said the chinese man

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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