- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What can make you pee? Liquid

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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