- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

whos district champs not JM

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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