- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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