- Anti Joke

Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Microwave

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

GONNA

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.