my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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