What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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