Women's rights...

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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snooki

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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My dad

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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