Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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João Duarte reads this.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Testicles.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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