Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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