Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Justin Bieber

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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My name is Jeff

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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