uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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