Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Vote this down and get DOXED

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Your face is hilarious.

Knock knock come in.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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