- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Buzi vagy!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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