why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Anti Joke

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