Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Smoke weed till i die nigga

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

What does water taste like? Water

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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