Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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2 Penises

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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