- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Good afternoon.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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