Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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woman's lacrosse

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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No your aunties a joke

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Men's rights

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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