Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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