Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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