Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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