Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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