Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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