speech and debate.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Hail Heetluh

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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360 NO SCOPE

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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