- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

minorities

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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