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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What comes after 69? 70

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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