Poop.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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I've got a dig bick

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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