a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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