Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

I have a gay camel

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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