- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Poop!!

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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