What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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womens rights

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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