- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

womens rights

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

You idiot thats 9 letters

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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