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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

KILL WHITEY

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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