- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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