Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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