what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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9/11

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A Fat Kenyan

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Bob Saget that is all

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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