Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Where's the soap?

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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