What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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