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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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That is so fetch

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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9/11

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Poop!!

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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