- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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