- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

mental kid

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

what's worse then a blowjob?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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