Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Where's my tractor?

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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