What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Thats what she said

I need to start studying.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Your mom went to college

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Justin beiber's penis

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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