What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

David Cameron

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

I need to start studying.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Thats what she said

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Your mom went to college

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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