Black people.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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The GOV and the WHO?

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Anti Joke

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