A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Skrillex.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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I like your hair

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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