What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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