why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Corn Muffins

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

knock knock come in

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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