What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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