- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Christianity

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

PICKLES

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

I wrote a funny joke.

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