- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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