- Anti Joke

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'