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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

How's the weather? Good.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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