- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

what do you call obama a dumbass

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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