What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Women can vote? wtf

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Jovan

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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