i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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