Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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