- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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