- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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