- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Female rights.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

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