- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Whats green? The color green.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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