- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Women's rights

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

CAVE JOHNSON.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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