- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

women sports....

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

ask me if im a door yes

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Drew Knowles is gay

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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