Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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