- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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