- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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