What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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politically correct!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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