Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Good afternoon.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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