Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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