roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Knock, Knock Come in

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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