A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What's 9+10? 19.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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