- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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