- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Cancer

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

dassa

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

You were born.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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