Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

this is stupid .... yep

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Women's Rights

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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