If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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