- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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