- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What's the deal with brown?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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