- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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