- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

chinga tue madre Ryan

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

This is funny.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

did you stub your toe?

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."