A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Do u take sugar?

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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