What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Anti Joke

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