- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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