- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

I am very humble.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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