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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Knock knock Come in

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk