- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Women's rights

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

sorry son your nanas been put down

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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