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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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