- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Jesse gets so many ladies

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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