a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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