How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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