- Anti Joke

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.